You have been great, I said.
I meant it, it’s true.
But a girl has to do what a girl has to do.
We’ve been together awhile
and I was a little bit sad,
especially because there wasn’t anything bad.
But it’s a dog-eat-dog world,
a corporate zoo,
and my provider lost out to the hullabaloo.
Dear internet folks,
I wish I could say,
Your bill wasn’t three times the amount I’ll now pay.
Thanks for the deal
you tried next to offer,
but for the past years I’ve been emptying my coffer.
If things don’t work out
with my new web-access guy,
I’ll call back to see if we can give a new deal a try.